How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I smell like Dick and happiness
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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