How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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