Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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