It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Randomize
