is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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