im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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