i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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