While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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