I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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