You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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