i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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