Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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