What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
