no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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