apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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