a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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