I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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