hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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