If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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