She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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