That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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