I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
