We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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