eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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