Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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