Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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