dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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