Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You were trust falling into bushes
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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