Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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