My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
