Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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