Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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