There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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