There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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