I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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