Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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