There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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