I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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