:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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