I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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