I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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