i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
now i know why i became what i already was.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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