Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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