i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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