I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
dude i'm inner monologue high
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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