Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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