she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Randomize
