I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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