Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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