thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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