Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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