It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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