My brain says no but my pants say off.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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