Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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